Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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