how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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