That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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