How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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