why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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