i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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