have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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