so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Randomize
