Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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