Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
