when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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