don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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