It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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