scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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