Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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