even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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