Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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