Plan B is the new Plan A
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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