He is an equal opportunity slut.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
