I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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