Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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