so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize