i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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