I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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