Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone came in the potted fern
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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