His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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