This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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