ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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