id be glad to
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My penis needs a shock collar
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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