he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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