wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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