white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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