i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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