Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Randomize
