But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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