Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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