wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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