do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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