Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I love having hate sex.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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