I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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