PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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