Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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