Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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