Say something about gay babies.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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