No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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