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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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