is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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