my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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