Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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