So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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