sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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