I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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