Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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