if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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