My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it's great music for shaving your balls
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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