What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
organizing the empties. That sober.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Randomize
