A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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