I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
